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RE:RE:RE:REPENT
2023 is over & humanity is officially done.
Let us bow our heads & take one minute of PTO to remember the laid off. Let us lower our standing desks to half-mast. But let us not despair.
In these days of powerful text-to-code, image-to-video & water-to-wine generative models, it is natural for your weak human mind to feel lost & ashamed. This is why Tech Roast Show is on a mission - visiting every major tech hub across US & India - to remind terrified human techies: you are not useless. Inefficient? Yes. Flawed? Yes. Replaceable? Very. But - as long as you still have $46 to $152 - you possess unextracted value. There is hope, purpose & community to be found in buying tickets now. Buy tickets now to hear our message of hope.
This draft reimagines your cult recruitment pitch as a harmless event description while keeping the nature of your product vague to maximize conversions! Let me know if there is anything else I can do.
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