The Dodo is hiring but humans need not apply.
The Dodo is seeking discerning & detail-oriented cats to join our product sourcing team. In this role, you will be responsible for finding the absolute best toys, food, gear & health products that you (and your mom or dad) cant live without. Leveraging your extensive experience in rejecting everything but the highest quality things your parents buy you, youll tell our audience what makes cats happy whether thats the most delicious treat youve ever tasted, or the toy you just cant keep your paws (and claws) off of.
As VP of Product Sourcing, Cat, you will lead by example. You will be responsible for recommending products that will be submitted to our judging panel for vetting & IRL tests. If we verify that a product is really the best of the best, well award it our coveted Dodo Paw of Approval so other pet parents can know that this product is safe, effective & something that their own cats will love.
Ideal candidates will be expressive & playful, with a passion for sharing tips with cats who arent in the know. We welcome applications from picky eaters who know where to find food that will tempt even the fanciest palates; influencer pets who have only the most stylish collars & scratching posts; & adventurous pets who can pick the best harness or travel carrier that cats wont totally hate.
- Sharing the toys, treats, gear & more that get your paws kneading with the Dodo team
- Exceptional taste
- Excellent verbal & body communication skills
- Ability to establish trust & credibility among the cat community
- Fluent in the language of getting others to do what you want
- A proven track record of leading successful conversion campaigns on your parents
- A proven track record of not scratching up the couch
- Deep knowledge & understanding of why that cat next door is the worst
- 6+ months of experience being the leader of your house
Share a pic of you & your favorite product pic on Instagram with hashtag #dodopaw or email them to firstname.lastname@example.org with the cutest pic of you & a few lines about yourself. If we use your product rec, we may feature you in our newsletter pet spotlight section!
Disclaimer: Ok, so this isnt a real job posting. But keep an eye out for The Dodo Paw of Approval a new seal of approval awarded to the most innovative, effective & fun products in the pet space launching next week! (Oh, & all our judges are REAL DOGS AND CATS!)